I need a new knee

Editor’s note: If you are an orthopedic surgeon, a surgical nurse, a sports medicine specialist or anybody else in the medical field, you might want to skip this story. You will want to edit my copy and rewrite most of it to sound like the New England Journal of Medicine which uses the correct terminology,… Continue reading I need a new knee

How I survived Ghost Boot Camp

In case you haven’t noticed, Halloween is here. Actually, you’d have to be from another planet to not know this. We are in the midst of a month of skeletons in yards, pop-up retail with all the gruesome stuff you will ever need, and best of all — endless grocery aisles of miniature Twix, Snickers,… Continue reading How I survived Ghost Boot Camp

Our POA meetings: No facts, no filters, lots of shouting

Our latest Property Owners Association meeting ended without bloodshed. But just barely. We were fighting mad about the agenda items: Open range. Shared well water. Rutted roads. City-dwellers with their wimpy HOAs have no idea how big a brawl you can have when you have no filters, no facts, and own lots of land. Mind… Continue reading Our POA meetings: No facts, no filters, lots of shouting